Apparently the only difference between Kas and a vacuum cleaner is that you have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

Reaganomics Poetry Moment

She bop, he bop, a-we bop.

I bop, you bop, a-they bop.

Be bop, be bop, a-lu, she bop.

Oh, she bop.

[please hold your applause until the end of this message]

WE'RE BACK!!!

I know, it's been a couple weeks since the boys were back in town, but now that the court order has expired, we can go back to entertaining you by night and frightening your parents during the day. And what better place than to kick off the weekend at Whiskey Dick's this Friday night. Don't let the name fool you...the guy's name really is "Whiskey."

Saturday night we're gettin' wild at Flannagan's in Dublin. The volleyball season is in full swing, so get there early to get a seat. You're welcome to sit on the stage with us, but Paul hasn't had his shots yet. He's a biter.

And speaking of Paul...

Thanks to the internet, we've just found out that Paul's birthday is coming up. After 37 years, he's finally going to be a 40-something. Back in 1952 as a young teenager he met his soon-to-be daughter at a plumber's convention, and at that moment he found his true love of botanical cremes and Irish folk dancing...

...at this point I'm thinking my internet information may not be all that accurate.

But it really is his birthday, he really does like it when someone brings him a birthday drink, and he really does need a botanical creme for that thing on his leg.

For more information, directions to the clubs or to locate the nearest pharmacy, visit us at www.reaganomics.com.

CIAO BABY!!!

Upcoming Schedule

Below are our next five public dates. Keep the party going and come see us soon! For more dates, check out our schedule page.

Friday, 5/18/2007 10:00 PM
Whiskey Dick's - Columbus (website)
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Saturday, 5/19/2007 10:30 PM
Flannagan's (website)
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Friday, 6/1/2007 9:30 PM
On the Rocks (website)
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Friday, 6/15/2007 10:00 PM
The Frog Bear & Wild Boar Bar (website)
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Saturday, 6/16/2007 7:30 PM
Maumee Rock the Block (website)
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Paul and friend
Paul and "friend"