Not So Lazy

Ok, so we had yet another barn-burner at The Lazy Chameleon last weekend. Everyone seemed to really enjoy the show. Our fans saw some exciting new things, learned some new moves and really appreciated the performance; all in all, it was a groundbreaking event. People will be talking about it for weeks to come.

The Reaganomics Weekly Poll

FINE!! After eleven years of trying to read your minds, we've decided on a better avenue for your frustrations. YOU TELL US what you want the Reaganomics to play. We'll take it from there. Maybe.


  • We're not going to play anything with "Chattahoochie" in it.
  • Lynyrd Skynyrd were already dead by the 1980s. Get over it. It's time to let go.
  • Egyptians don't really walk that way.
  • We don't want you to wake us up. Please, just go-go.

Tell us what you want to hear at: >>

And I guess they liked what we did as well. Ahem!!

This just in...

After concerns have been voiced and extensive internal discussions, we, your humble 80s puppets, have come to an agreement: we're gonna do this for freakin' ever! That's right kids, we'll be playing 80s in our eighties. At that time, we'll be taking wagers on who will be the first Reaganomic with a colostomy bag. You can pass if you want to...

This Weekend/Week/Month/Whatever

We've got a lot going on. I'd like to be able to promise a newsletter for next week, but I'm not as young as I used to be: (There it is again, that firm grasp of the anybody as young as they used to be?)

  • Friday we'll be frightening your children and annoying your grandparents at Benny's Pizza in Marysville. Awesome pizza, my friends...seriously.
  • Saturday we make a historic debut at the new Miller Lite Corner Bar at the Jake in Cleveland. Bring Rolaids.
  • Next Tuesday the 3rd we buck the odds and do our first Red White & Brew party at the Frog Bear. GET THERE EARLY!!! (Sorry, that was a note to myself.)
  • Fourth of July we'll be at the Gahanna Golf Course for the Freedom Festival. No Sully, you can't play on the inflatables with your Iron Maiden belt.

For more information, directions to the clubs, or to discuss the square root of the gross weight of Jupiter divided by the cotangent of its distance to the sun at an angle of 37 degrees 52 minutes, visit us at


Upcoming Schedule

Below are our next five public dates. Keep the party going and come see us soon! For more dates, check out our schedule page.

Friday, 6/29/2007 8:00 PM
Benny's Pizza (website)
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Saturday, 6/30/2007 5:00 PM
Jacobs Field (website)
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Tuesday, 7/3/2007 10:00 PM
The Frog Bear & Wild Boar Bar (website)
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Wednesday, 7/4/2007 5:30 PM
Gahanna Freedom Festival (website)
Gahanna Municipal Golf Course (website)
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Saturday, 7/7/2007 10:30 PM
Flannagan's (website)
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