Dear Diary,

September 28th: Today we had more fun than a puppy with two peters. I'm not sure what that means, but we had a great time at Oktoberfest with about a thousand of our closest personal friends. BTW, we really need to send a note to Mayor Coleman, assuring him that our keytar player will never again bypass his security detail to offer him a beer. We like it here in Columbus. We don't want to move to Groveport. We're sure it's a nice town, but we don't know anything by Merle Haggard.

September 29th: We played a wedding today. They wanted no ballads, and they wanted us to start out with "White Wedding" by Billy Idol. I love these guys. At my wedding we had one of those monkeys with the little red hat. He kinda looked like Sully in lederhosen.

October 5th: Wow. The BlueJackets beat the snot out of the Anaheim Ducks, the Tribe won over the Yankees, and the next day the Bucks walked all over Purdue. I'm glad I wore my lucky thong.


October 6th: Another great wedding. We must be getting good at this, 'cuz nobody called the SWAT team. But there's always hope for the Final Score in DELAWARE....

And speaking of the Final Score in Delaware...

This weekend kids! Saturday night we're at the Final Score to settle the....the....oh, I forget the word, but we're gonna have an awesome time! This is one of those places where you're gonna have to get there EARLY!! Don't say we didn't warn ya! Last time we needed a crowbar and one of those 5-gallon things of peanut oil to get everybody in.


Remember us? We're the ones you caught at last June's Rock-the-Block party. You must have recovered by now, so if you're ready for a preview of next year's "brew-haha," you need to come out to The Distillery on Heatherdowns, Friday the 19th. Make your plans now...don't make us come looking for you.

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Upcoming Schedule

For more dates, take a look at our schedule page. Really, we don't mind. It not like you're peeking in our windows at four in the morning. aren't, are you?

Saturday, 10/13/2007 9:00 PM
The Final Score Sports Pub (website)
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Friday, 10/19/2007 10:00 PM
The Distillery (website)
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Saturday, 10/20/2007 10:15 PM
The Lazy Chameleon (website)
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Friday, 10/26/2007 9:30 PM
On the Rocks (website)
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Saturday, 10/27/2007 10:00 PM
Papa Joe's Draft House (website)
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