No, we haven't broken up.

Enough of this already. WE'RE BACK, ALRIGHT?! Sheesh! Whine whine whine, complain, complain, blah blah blah, talk talk talk...for the love of god people, we get the point! From now on, no more unexcused absences. You've all got that refund burning a hole in your pocket, and what better way to spend it than on us!!

Er...I mean at the clubs that we're playing this weekend. Yeah, that's what I meant. We've got a lot going on this weekend; you may need a second job.

This weekend!!!

FINALLY, Friday night we make our triumphant return to the Frog Bear. It's Ladies Night!! We've finally got all the kinks worked out of our show, so you probably won't hear any British rock.

We would like to take this moment to apologize for the obscure 70's reference above. As purveyors of this newsletter, we fully appreciate the importance of keeping to our own decade, and the downside of telling jokes that only Paul would laugh at.

Thank you for your generous patronage.

"Ya see, the thing is..."

We would like to take this opportunity to stop Paul mid-sentence.

Thank you for your generous patronage.

SATURDAY NIGHT we make it back to On the Rocks in Dublin. I've said it before, I'll say it again...GET THERE EARLY!!! The last time we were there we were under a level 3 snow emergency, and you still couldn't get in the place without a shoe-horn and a bottle of Mazola. If you insist on being late, you may want to bring body armor. Good safety tip, Egon.

For more information, directions to the clubs, or to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light:

Upcoming Schedule

For more dates, take a look at our schedule page. Unless you're too shy shy, hush hush, eye to eye.

Friday, 4/25/2008 10:00 PM
The Frog Bear & Wild Boar Bar
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Saturday, 4/26/2008 9:30 PM
On the Rocks
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Thursday, 5/1/2008 6:30 PM
Creekside Grand Opening
Creekside Gahanna
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Friday, 5/2/2008 10:30 PM
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Saturday, 5/17/2008 10:00 PM
Club Oasis
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