WE DID IT!!!!
Did what, I suppose you're wondering?
Boston marathon? Nope. Sold our first platinum album? Uh uh. Cured cancer? Yawn. NO, the Reaganomics finally made it through one of the busiest July's in our history, and we managed to do it without the help of prescription medication. Well, mostly anyway.
We wanna send a special THANK YOU to the ReagaMob(s) who partied with us last weekend at The Lazy Chameleon and Club Oasis. I think I lost eight pounds just from the sweat. No worries though; I'll be putting it back on tonight with a little help from Anheuser-Busch.
Tonight, tonight, won't be just an---
Stop it. We're at Gordy's tonight, starting at 8:00. Leave the showtunes at home.