BOOM, BOOM! Out go the lights!!

So, I finally got my power back. I never thought I'd say this, but life without my daily dose of Regis & Kelly just isn't worth living. Times like this teach us what's truly important in our lives...

What I've learned:

  • Candles are for DECORATION dammit...NOT a way of life!
  • I loved my barbecue. Now I hate my barbecue. Nothing like a cup of coffee in the morning that tastes like charred pork.
  • A hairdryer is no longer considered a luxury for me. I NEED a hairdryer. I'm sick and tired of looking like this guy:
    yeesh!
  • I missed my clean laundry. I had to resort to wearing golf shirts. I feel about as comfortable in a golf shirt as Pat Robertson in a Gay Pride parade.
  • Internet...SWEET Internet...
  • AEP = "Any Excuse Possible"
  • I've had more meat in the past week than Cher.
  • I never thought I'd miss the sweet sound of campaign ads. For the love of all that's holy, somebody PLEASE tell me how somebody else voted 53 times to raise taxes on the middle class!! I ask for so little!! {sniff}
  • Push button, garage door goes up! Push again, garage door goes down! Ah, what a beautiful thing...
  • Al Roker is a sexy, sexy man. Yeah, I'll call ya "Al," baby!!! WWOOOOOFFFF!!!

Yeah. Trauma.

TONITE!!

It's our final night of the season at Benny's Pizza. We've had a great summer, and plan on going out with a bang! You know, the kind of bang like when three transformers explode on your block and cut off your power for four days.

Yup. Bitter.

Saturday Night!!

Saturday night we make our way back to the Frog Bear. They've got power too! I don't think Al will be there, but I'll bring my hairdryer.

It's that time of year!!

The Final Score in Delaware now has tickets on sale for our show October 11th. Give 'em a shout at 740.363.4799 for advance tickets, 'cuz you wanna make sure you get in the place! One thing we know for certain is that their beer will be ice-cold, unlike mine, which is about the same temperature as a stool sample. Yum.

For more information, directions to the clubs, or to continue this incessant whining:

www.reaganomics.com


CYA!!!!!

Upcoming Schedule

For more dates, take a look at our schedule page. Even if we're just dancin' in the dark.

Friday, 9/19/2008 8:00 PM
Benny's Pizza
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Saturday, 9/20/2008 10:00 PM
The Frog Bear & Wild Boar Bar
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Saturday, 9/27/2008 3:30 PM
Rockin' @ Riverwatch
Riverwatch Tower
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Friday, 10/10/2008 10:15 PM
The Lazy Chameleon
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Saturday, 10/11/2008 9:00 PM
The Final Score Sports Pub
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