Tap, tap, tapping on your chamber door

Quoth the raven: I've fallen, and I can't reach my beer!!

Okay, so I'm pretty sure that wasn't Poe's original intent for the bird, but it works. Fright-day night is the big one kids, so don your best and get your Hydes out to Flannagan's for the big party. There'll be a contest; first prize of $100, second prize of $50, and third prize gets a big sweaty hug from Sully.

And for those of you who miss my bulleted lists...

Things Kas has in common with Edgar Allen Poe

  • They both look like they've been dead for 159 years.
  • They both have middle names of "Allen." (no, really!)
  • They both married their 13 year-old cousins. (Okay, maybe not this one)
  • Poe was born in Boston. Kas knows where Boston is.
  • They both have a great love of cognac. Except Kas calls it "tequila."
  • Poe died wearing someone else's clothes. It's all Kas can do to find his own boxer briefs.
  • Once a year, an unidentified man leaves a bottle of cognac at Poe's grave. Every weekend, Kas' socks are soaked with beer.

Once upon a midnight dreary

And the Jaeger made my vision bleary...no, that's not it. Quoth the raven: Nevermind.

SATURDAY NIGHT we finish out the Halloweek at On the Rocks down on Frantz. It's gonna be packed kids, so might I suggest you floss. We'll need the extra room!

For more information, directions to the clubs, or to clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore, visit us at:

www.reaganomics.com


CYA!!!!!

Upcoming Schedule

For more dates, take a look at our schedule page. It's a Dead Man's Party.

Friday, 10/31/2008 10:30 PM

Flannagan's
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Saturday, 11/1/2008 9:30 PM
On the Rocks
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Friday, 11/14/2008 10:00 PM
Captain Jack's
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Saturday, 11/15/2008 9:30 PM
The Distillery
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Thursday, 11/20/2008 9:00 PM
Martini Park
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And back by popular demand:
I see drunk people