YES!! 400!!

In our quest for world domination, somehow we've convinced 400 of you ReagaManiacs to entrust your e-mail address to the Reaganomics e-mail list! While we can't promise we won't abuse our new-found power by sending you all sorts of material completely inappropriate for the workplace, we guarantee we won't sell them to the recently ousted Grand Duchess of Nigeria, who needs your bank account number to hide half their money until after the revolution, blah blah blah...

Well, unless she gives us a lot of money. Or beer. Or she's really hot.

So, ya screwed up Valentines Day...

...and bought her an exer-cycle. Smooth move, dude. But fortunately there's a way to make up for your little "faux pas"...take her out to Martini Park tonight, buy her some fish on a fork, and let her dance to her favorite 80s tunes with the boys. Nothing says "I love you" like a gut full of vodka.


For the first time in what seems like weeks, we head back to Powell to rock The Lazy Chameleon. Try one of their Key Lime Martinis!!

No, no joke here. They're really good.

What? Seriously, you should try one...

Okay, FINE, a joke then....sooooo, a baby seal walks into a club...

For more information, directions to the clubs, or to recommend other ways of euthanizing endangered baby animals:

Upcoming Schedule

For more dates, take a look at our schedule page. I love little baby ducks...

Thursday, 2/19/2009 8:00 PM
Martini Park
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Friday, 2/20/2009 10:15 PM
The Lazy Chameleon
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Friday, 2/27/2009 10:30 PM
Columbia Street West
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Saturday, 2/28/2009 10:00 PM
Club Oasis
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Thursday, 3/12/2009 10:00 PM
The Frog Bear & Wild Boar Bar
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