The Reaganomics on FacebookThe Reaganomics on TwitterThe Reaganomics on YouTubeThe Reaganomics on MySpace

Reaganomics Poetry Moment

De do do do.

De da da da.

S'all I want to say to you.


(Thank you.)

Oedipus, Schmoedipus

I love ya, Ma!! So, we hope you had a GREAT Mother's Day! I couldn't WAIT to call Mom on her special day for my yearly guilt-buffet, let her know that all that therapy really worked, and everything really was all my fault.

Also, this morning I discovered that monkeys...actual monkeys...were flying out of my butt. It was the weirdest thing. I woke up with one little chimp on the ceiling fan with a cup and a little red hat. I said to myself, "how did he get up there?" But then the wings were a dead giveaway.

A special "THANKS!!"

to Don Allred at the new (614) Magazine for his nice little blurb about The Reaganomics. We love you, man!! I'd give you a big hug if I wasn't so sweaty.

Attention FaceSpace Tweeters!!

Have contempt for the human race in general? In addition to our pages on Facebook, Twitter and MySpace, we've also had Kas sign us up on an Anti-Social Networking website. Apparently it's a great place for sociopaths to visit and subsequently ignore each other. He has no plans to tell anyone where it is, and we really don't care.

FRIDAY NIGHT!!

Wait for it...wait for it...

ON THE ROCKS BABY!! That's right, the only place to be Friday night, wall-to-wall ReagaManiacs ready to have a good time. Get there early to take advantage of their Happy Hour deals and secure a table, 'cuz the place is gonna be busier than the free clinic after prom night.

For more information, directions to the clubs, or to submit a specimen:

www.reaganomics.com

Upcoming Schedule

For more dates, take a look at our schedule page. Don't stand so close to me.

Friday, 5/15/2009 9:30 PM
On the Rocks
••• Send this date to a friend! •••

Friday, 5/22/2009 8:00 PM
Benny's Pizza
••• Send this date to a friend! •••

Saturday, 5/23/2009 8:00 PM
Nautical Nights III
Buckeye Lake Yacht Club
••• Send this date to a friend! •••

Friday, 5/29/2009 8:00 PM
Gordy's
••• Send this date to a friend! •••

Saturday, 5/30/2009 10:15 PM
The Lazy Chameleon
••• Send this date to a friend! •••